Well well well if it isn't the Kansas City Chiefs and their entire team blowing up in their face. I told you that if the Eagles win, it would be a complete blowout victory. I also may have told you that the Gatorade color would be purple, when it was most certainly lime green and not purple. But I am pretty sure all of my other bets that I told you to place, hit.
If you could not tell by now, I am pretty hammered, but the blog must go on. Gotta keep up with the trends ya know. So back to the Super Bowl. The Eagles absolutely dominated the Chiefs. I mean belt to ass the whole night. From the very first quarter the Eagles had the lead and they never gave up. Just simply put, the Eagles destroyed the Chiefs in every facet of the game. Jalen Hurts is your Super Bowl 59 MVP and boy did he earn it.
Jalen Hurts had a great game. Just like I said he would. He threw for a bunch of yards. Once again, I am not a stats guy when it comes to football. But it felt like Jalen was always chucking the ball all over the place. Whether it was AJ Brown, or Devonta Smith, that ball was getting chucked, and them bird boys was catching it. Sequon definitely hit the under on rushing yards, yet another bet you can chalk up to Tea with T hitting. If only I was not so bad at blackjack, I would probably put some of these bets down on Draft Kings and not just make them up in my head.
Chiefs haters are going to have one hell of an offseason. When the game mattered most the entire Chiefs team, and I mean the entire Chiefs team, from defense to special teams, was absolutely horrendous. The only bright spot on the entire Chiefs team was Xavier Worthy because he had a couple of touchdowns and over 100 yards receiving. Besides that, Mahomes was ass, Travis Kelce was completely ass, and the defense was horrific. How can you expect any team to win a game when you give up a 40 piece in the most watched football game of the year.
I told you that if the Eagles win that it would be a blowout, I was right. I went 4/5 on bets, stupid Gatorade color I knew it was going to be lime green, silly me should have thought about it a little longer. Congrats to the Eagles and all of their fans, they have earned the right to shit talk any team for the next year, or until someone else is crowned Super Bowl champs. Nick Sirianni is still kind of a dweeb and a loser, but he has more Super Bowl Championships than me so I guess he has the upper hand now.
Like and share with a fellow Eagles fan that is celebrating the Super Bowl. I hope they are blackout drunk right now and having the time of their life with the people that they love.
And that my Bird fans, is todays Tea, with T
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