I personally am not the biggest DJ Khaled fan in terms of his music. But what I am a fan of is how unintentionally funny he is. The best example of this was that before 9/11 happened his DJ name was Arab Attack. That is so god damn funny and he didn’t even try. Then there was the time where he did not want to get his Jordans dirty so he had his body guards carry him and put him in the back of a golf cart.
And that one time that he got lost in the middle of the ocean on a jet ski.
But what I think the best unintentionally funny DJ Khaled moment is when he went on the YouTube show Hot Ones. The premise for the show Hot Ones for those that do not know is that you do an interview with the host Sean Evans, and in front of both the guest and Sean Evans is 10 wings that get progressively hotter, and so do the questions. DJ Khaled was the big season 1 finale and deservingly so as 10 years ago he was a huge name in the music industry. I am gonna put the link below, watch it, specifically just the first like 5 minutes, and we will break it down together.
First off, DJ Khaled brings his own personal chef with him to cook up the wings used for the show. Maybe because normal chicken wings aren’t good enough, but then you realize that he has his own restaurant and chicken wing place so I guess it makes sense when you look at it that way. And then he said his worst enemy is fuccbois? This guy is also 40 years old in this video mind you. Also he said that the first wing is hot, when it is 1/10th the amount of heat of a jalapeño pepper, according to Scoville units.
"How fast can you run a mile" Sean Evans
"Speed?" DJ Khaled
He would not answer this question for another 4 minutes. Maybe it's because he was the fat kid in gym class who would walk a mile. And then he just quits? He tries to accuse Sean Evans of cheating by making his wings not as spicy so they switch wing plates. Right after this, DJ Khaled drops the quote of the century.
"I promise you if I stop, it doesn’t mean I gave up" DJ Khaled.
After talking around in some circles saying something about how you shouldn't do stupid stuff for clout, DJ Khaled then puts in a mint ice breaker. Whats so crazy about that? Mint Ice breakers are incredibly spicy for a mint. You ever take a deep breathe with a mint ice breaker in? It is way more spicy than the Texas Pete hot sauce that had DJ Khaled tripping. DJ Khaled then compares doing the show, which is literally eating hot wings and answering questions, to encouraging people to do drugs.
The rest of the episode is just DJ Khaled spewing nonsense out of his mouth while calling Sean Evans crazy for doing this wing lineup 9 times. Sean Evans does a great job of lowkey bullying the fuck out of DJ Khaled for bitching out after the 3rd wing. One last funny thing to note, is that in this same exact interview that DJ Khaled bitches out on eating spicy chicken wings, he states that he has never taken an L in his life. My brother in christ, the whole interview was an L for you. You know damn well with my love for hot sauce, btw it is the best condiment in the world and you should totally read my blog about it, that I would do this interview like it's just another Tuesday.
To wrap it all up, this interview was the complete Dj Khaled experience. A big promise, a lot of underdelivering, and nonsense coming out of his mouth in between. I highly recommended to watch some more Hot Ones episodes as most of them go much better than this.
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