Apple iPhones have a problem. The Phones are getting bigger and bigger, and I stopped growing about 7 years ago and these phones are out growing my hands. I am a big fan of having a phone that looks clean with no cracks, scratches, and no god damn screen protector that bubbles up and is never on straight and scratches so easy you question why do you have it even on. I have rocked my iPhone without a screen protector since freshman year of high school and I have only cracked my screen one time. That was because I slipped on ice going up concrete stairs and my phone was in my hand and I banged it on the stairs.
I like how Apple is moving with more of the phone being screen, it makes sense, and is very logical. But why not also produce some that still got the home button. They still produce the iPhone SE which does have a home button, but I still have an issue with that. It only comes with a black front. Why not come in a black and white option. A iPhone with the white front looks soooooo much better than one with the black front. I like being able to tell right away if my phone is upside down and where I need to place my thumb for the finger print reader. And thats another thing that needs to make a comeback for the iPhone. This whole face ID thing is absolutely retarded. For one, it definitely scans your face and sends that shit directly to China or somewhere in which your face is sold for a profit. I don't know about you guys, but my face is one of one and ain't nobody can replicate this face. It also does not work with not prefect lighting or with anything on your face. Trying to sneak a quick peak at my phone during covid times with a mask on at school got my phone taken away more times than I can count. If only I could have my phone unlocked without having to put my face 1 foot away from my phone. Face ID for the people that switch between wearing glasses and wearing contacts is a nightmare. I hate face ID so much that I just got rid of my password completely on my phone. I have been rocking my iPhone without a password since covid started almost 5 years ago. In those 5 years I have had my phone taken from me by friends who then threaten unfathomable things, and yet none of them come true, and no harm is ever done. So I see no reason why I need a password on my phone.
Don't get me wrong, touch ID had it's problems too. It would only work if your hands were clean. But why in the hell would you not touch your phone with clean hands. If your phone is oily and greasy and you got the rainbow stripes going on with schmutz all over your screen, You need rehab and you needed it yesterday. All I am asking is that one, you share my blog, and two, Apple make the iPhone SE in white.
If you are an anti Apple person you’re probably geeking out saying that there is like 100 non Apple phones that are exactly like what I want. And to you my friend, I say your green bubbles piss me off, and that my first phone was a Samsung Galaxy. And you can ask my mom how mad she would get when all I did for the next year was tell her how shit my phone was and how badly I wanted an iPhone.
Lets review our points so far. iPhones are becoming too big as the human hands are not growing at the same rate that iPhones are growing. Next, iPhones need to be white, I hate how they do not even give you the option anymore. White iPhones are a fashion statement and look wayyyyyyyy cooler than just boring black. Also, why not make Phones with colors like the iPhone 5c. Those colors rocked. Now every color iPhone is just some soft color that just looks like gray. I want some fire truck reds and lime greens. Spice it up Steve Jobs god damn. And lastly, please for the love of god bring back the home button to more phones. No one ever complained about the home button.
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